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Question

Hello if you are reading this that means that you didn't follow instructions and clicked into this question anyways. Also by clicking in you have activated deadly gas into your house. The doors are locked. The phone lines are cut. How will you escape? you have 2 minutes.

Answer 1

Oh s**t. Ahh you didn't say anything about the windows I am climbing out after I submit this. Wow some of you guys need to lighten up there have been MUCH worse stuff asked than this.

Answer 2

you forgot the windows :D

Answer 3

I shall escape through the internet, of course.  If deadly gas can come in via the internet, then surely I can go through in the other direction.

Answer 4

Up the chimney.

Answer 5

hmmm...well...i start by UNlocking the door and run out!

DUH!!!

im guessing you are just a child if your asking this question

or some loser

Answer 6

Umm i dont know thats  good question well since i only have 2 minutes maybe i'll curse my parents out for all the times the grounded me lol.Then i'll jump out my bedroom window because my parents are chasing me around the house!

Answer 7

HAHA

ur funny... lol

Kudos to you!

(everone who has said you are stupid are boring! lol)

well... what i am going to do is grab a whole lot of junk food and run around and be crazy and have fun in the final moments of my life!!

or alternativly i will smash the window i am sitting next to and jump through it...

Answer 8

omg this is so stupid

Answer 9

u hav no life buddy!