"A women may only answer this" type question?

Question

i'm sweet,cute,funny,handsome,and i'm 2 inches tall.

If we where together (just u and me in the same place with no one else) what would u do with me?

Just curious!

Answer 1

I'd try to teach you grammar and syntax, so that you would realise that what you meant to say was "Only a woman may answer this".

Answer 2

wish that u wer at least 5 ft. 8 inches tall or more

take u where ever i go and have fun

if im angry , squeeze u

Answer 3

i'd squish you because if you were only 2 in tall then your voice would be squeaky and annoying and i wouldnt want to listen to that all day