"Are you obvulating?" clever comeback?

Question

Someone jsut texted that to my friend.. what's a clever comeback?

Answer 1

I love the egg comebacks people are saying

Answer 2

Whenever someone askes "How do you like your eggs?" cut the off and say "unfertilized."

Answer 3

Why was someone asking if she was ovulating?

Answer 4

What the heck is obvulating?

Answer 5

Yes, How'd you like my eggs? Scrambled or Fried?

Answer 6

Well, Obvulating isnt a word.........

Ovulating is a word though....

Answer 7

Well it depends: do you like them scrambled or fried?

Answer 8

Ovulating??

you should say" Are you obvulating?".

Answer 9

haha what a jerk.

was it a guy?

tell him "yeah, so what? at least I'VE gone through peuberty"

Answer 10

okay if thats how they spelled it ask them wth oBvulating is...

&&if not then i got nothin...and im usually good at clever comebacks

Answer 11

None of your bleepity bleep business?

Answer 12

No, but I may be ovulating.  

Answer 13

Just tell them it isn't any of their business.  Such a rude question doesn't warrant a clever comeback.

Answer 14

"Yes, do you want it scrambled or fried?"

Answer 15

"no, i just like boisenberries"

and stop texting them.

there gona get a kick out of that.