"Blank is like Blank"?

Question

Fill me in on some of your favorite life analogies. You can also use the "Blank as a Blank" or "Blank Like a Blank" format.

"Blank is Like Blank" example:

Using a semicolon is like barbecuing:

I’m never quite sure I’m doing it correctly.

"Blank Like a Blank" example:

I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

(Friends quote)

Answer 1

Spinich is like Butt s*x

you tend to not like it as an adult if its forced on you as a kid

JOKE by DANIEL TOSH

if you laugh, your going to h**l, see ya there