"Blonde Jokes?????"?

Question

Here are a few.

There was a Blonde, a American, a Russian in the mall.

The Russian said "We were the first ones in space." The Amarican sayz "We were the first ones on the moon." The Blonde says " We're gonna be the first ones on the sun." The American and Russian said at the same time " You can't go on the sun its to hot" The Blonde says "We're not dumb blondes were going to go in the night"

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde walks out and comes back the next day with her hair dyed red. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner again replies, "I'm sorry but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The next day, the blonde comes into the same appliance store with her hair dyed brown. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." Again, the store owner says, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde shakes her head in confusion in confusion and asks the man, "How'd you know I was a blonde." The store owner says, "Uh, Ma'am? That's a microwave."

There's a blond and she's board, so she goes to the supermarket and buys a puzzle. She gets home, tips all the pieces out of the box, and proceeds to try to put it together. She works for three hours, and doesn't accomplish anything. She is very upset and distressed, and calls her boyfriend at work. "I bought this stupid puzzle at this stupid shopping market and its so hard and I've been working on it for hours and I can't do it and I can't even find one single edge piece" At this point, she bursts into tears. Her boyfriend's like, "Wow she must be really distressed, I better go and make sure she's okay." "Ok," he says to her over the phone. "Just tell me, before I come, what is the picture on the box?" "Its just a stupid big chicken," she says.

He gets home, opens the door, looks across the room and says, "OKAY, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE PACKET"

A blonde,brown,and red head were on top of a burning building and the firefighters were down telling them to jump and they'll catch them with the targot so the brwon head jumed first and they moved..she hit the ground and died.so then they told the red head to jump it was a accident that they moved so she jumped and they moved..she hit the ground also and died.finally the blonde says ill only jump if u put the targot on the ground and move away from it.

theres many more. but im tried. lol

give it your best shot!

Answer 1

gosh that's to long to read

Answer 2

im sorry but i dont have a blonde joke at the moment, but i have to answer some of those who did not get the last joke...shes a blonde because, when people hold something to catch u with, they keep u from hitting the ground, say like a blanket or something....the blonde is dumb in this one because if the firemen are not holding onto the "blanket"  or whatever they use, then its just lying on the ground, so she will be hitting the ground anyway as if they moved if they were holding it....get it now? hope so.  

Answer 3

Here's One

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up. He didn't call back.

Bet he felt dumb!  

Answer 4

a blonde a brunette and a red head were stranded in a desert and they find an old rusty car the brunette and the red head grab the hood to hold it above them selves but the blonde grabbed a car door. the brunette asked  why a car door? the blonde simply replies so when its hot i can roll down the window.

Answer 5

those r funny, but i dont get the last one. I know one too.

There was a brunette a red head and a blond in at a bar. then a robber came in with a loaded gun and everyone ran except the brunette the red head and the blond. The robber points the gun at the brunette and she says "look tornado!" the robber looks away and the brunette escapes. then he points it at the red head. she says "look hurricane" the robber looks away and the red head escapes. then he points the gun at the blond and she says "Fire!" and the robber fires the gun and the blond dies.

Answer 6

Very Good, a Star For You....!!

Answer 7

was I supposed to laugh?

Answer 8

i don't get how the last one makes the blonde dumb :S lol

Answer 9

Didnt read it but still i find it funny...dont ask me y !

Answer 10

Haha, your jokes are funny! Here's mine.

How do you confuse a dumb blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Haha, I love those jokes!

So three girls are partying in an abandoned where house. There is a blonde, red head, and brown haired girl. The police come, so they run out of the ware house and hide in the nearest tree. As the police walk by, the brown haired says, "chirp chirp". The red hed says, "Meow". The blonde says, "potato, potato".