"Designer" Dog Breeds?

Question

Here's a fun little exercise:

Each of these Designers wants to make a dog. (Please ignore the fact that at least one of them is dead- this is hypothetical, ya know?)

The new "fall fashion" lines are coming out, so please keep that in mind.

Please "design" a dog for each of the following:

Ralph Lauren

Versace

Vera Wang

Prada

Gucci

Now give me a price and tell me why everyone will want to have it!

Thanks and have fun!!!

Answer 1

Ralph Lauren: Weimaraner/dachshund - clean lines  $1500

Versace: Chinese crested/yorkie- little flair              $1800

Vera Wang: Hairless Khala/Whippet- clean lines with very little flair $3500

Prada: Yorkie/Italian Greyhound/Poodle - disgusting misshmash of luxury   $3000

Gucci: Poodle/yorkie/Peruvian Incan Orchid/ English bulldog- disgusting mishmash of luxury plus some butt ugliness.    $10,000.00

LOL.... just had to have a little fun there.........  

Answer 2

Ralph Lauren - Polohua (po-lo-wa) - Polish Lowland Sheepdog, Lowchen & Chihuahua.  Of course, it's also available in a "teacup" variety. - reg=$1500, teacup=$6500 (worth every penny!)

Versace - Itug - Italian Greyhound & Pug - $2375 (lightening fast, but major breathing issues)

Vera Wang - Chiapet - Chinese Crested & Whippet - $1999 (very low maintenance grooming!)

Prada - Pulboi (pool-boy) - Puli & Borzoi - $3123 (every girl wants their own Pulboi!)

Gucci - Spinitcandie (spin-it-cand-ee) - Spinone Italiano, Cairn terrier & Dandie Dinmont Terrier - $2800 (sweet personality, kind of clingy, "sticky" you could almost say)

Yes, the three breeds in one are kind of tricky, but these designers can pull it off!

ADD: *|Owned by a MUTT*|  I know what you mean!  I tried to do the Italian names too, it was hard!

Answer 3

Ralph Lauren Would design : A  Pitweiler      A mix between a American Pit bull and a Rottweiler , because he's soo bad a*s*s  - PRICE : 1000$ The Bigger the Better

Versace would design : A volpinone Italiano , a mix between a Volpino Italiano and a Spinon Italiano , They would be soooo snob :)  PRICE : 1000$ Comes in miniature size

Vera Wang : Design : Shih Crested , Mix between a Shih Tzu and a Chinese Crested , SOO UGLY PRICE :2000$ Comes in Teacup size

Prada : Design : the Corso Mastiff , A mix Between a Neapolitan Mastiff and a Cane Corso , This dog would be HUGE  PRICE : 1500 $

Gucci : Design   GreyBracco    mix Italian Greyhound and Bracco  , Wierd Mix PRICE : 1000$

ALL THE DOGS COMES WITH REGISTERED PAPERS ' SINCE THEY ARE PUREBRED :) hihihihihihi

Answer 4

Those brands are good, but for winter, I am waiting for the Burberry to come out with a dog in their classic plaid so that it will match my scarf!

This thread is ridiculous, but long past due. :P

Answer 5

lol this will be interesting :D

Ralph Lauren-Gold Ugs-Golden Retriever/Pug

as small as a Pug but the look of a Golden. $3,000

Versace-Germannova-German Pointer/Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

A German Pointer designer that is so cool it points and finds ducks! $6,000

Vera Wang-Maremma Shepherd-Maremma Sheepdog/German Shepherd

It herds sheep and watches for wolves (haha stupid) $8,000

Prada-Lug-Labrador Retriever/Pug

oh my word. such a cool dog it can carry your luggage $1,000

Gucci-Mini Dacherd-German Shepherd/Miniature Dachshund

its small and a good watchdog $5,000

Answer 6

Ralph Lauren - The Ralphatese.  It will be a Maltese wearing Yuppie clothing.  It will come in different labels - Green Labels (Budget line) are $100 and will appeal to wannabees, Blue Label $1000 this will appeal mostly to rich wannabees living in Florida and Coveted Black Label for $5000 will appeal to those with summer houses in the Hamptons.

Versace - The Nipplypoo.  It will be a Mix of a poodle and a Bernese Mountain dog, but instead of markings on it's head, the markings will be on it's chest in the shape of a very low cut gown (And the name "Nipplypoo" because all of the mannequins in a Versace store look like they've been out in the cold without a jacket on!).  They are $8700 and will mainly appeal to "Club" chicks in Miami Beach.

Vera Wang - The White Lace Poodle.  It will come complete with a Veil and groomed in the pattern of lace.  The perfect accessory for any dog loving bride will be available for $2000, or a discount price of $1500 if purchased with a dress.

Prada - The Stiletto Great Dane.  This dane is even taller in it's 5" Stiletto heals.  They will be sold for $9000 each and are exclusive to Bergdorfs in New York.

Gucci - The Guccipoo is a Mini Micro Teacup Pocket Poodle that cannot be taken out of it's Gucci carrier.  It does not shed, p**p, eat or bark.  Because of the special combination and limited release, it's $20,000 and only availalbe at Gucci in Milan.

Answer 7

OMG...I can't stop laughing!  There is no way I could come up with anything better, so I won't even try.  I just have to pass these responses along to my fellow Chihuahua breeder friends...they will enjoy them as much as I have!

By the way, when are the "Nipplypoos" scheduled to be released..just gotta have one!  

Answer 8

Prada- Pruluga- beagle, pug, lab, aussie