"Dolly-isms" - Did an older sibling ever teach you phony trivia when you were small ?

Question

My older brothers taught me the names of the local mountains that we can see from our house.....but, ...they made them up.

Big Nose Mountain , Jelly Mountain

Oh, why do they mess with our minds ?

Answer 1

I don't have any older siblings...but my dad used to teach me phony trivia. :)

Answer 2

We used to wrap up all the fudge's out of minature heroes in crunchie wrappers and give them to our cousin because we thought it was a waste to give him the good ones.

Check out 'great lies to tell small kids' by the same guy who wrote bunny suicides. It has such classics as 'Milk feels pain' hehehe

Answer 3

My mom tought my cousin how to spell her name when she was 3 heres how you spell it, B...R...A...T that was the funniest thing ever she seriously thought that was how you spelt her name for like 2 years.

please answer mine http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...  

Answer 4

well...the best I have for you is that my sister used to tell me that the Circle K sign was actually a giraffe...(I never could see that, myself)...and that they sold giraffe- approved peanuts there