"How do you know she is a witch...?"?

Question

"How do you know she is a witch...?"?

Answer 1

Because her name is Hillary Clinton

Answer 2

Because she flies on a broomstick, kind of gives it away you know? :-)

Answer 3

because she can cast an evil spell

Answer 4

her library and she will have bright colored eyes, and she dresses like a hippie.... or goth if she is of the dark expressionism

Answer 5

Hay wait a minute.  I'm a witch.  That's kind of rude.  Or am I just reading it wrong?  Walk up to a supposed witch and tell them Blessed Be and then see what happens?

Answer 6

She's running for public office.

Answer 7

When she never stops pissing you off!!

Answer 8

If you are referring to my sister.It is because she is still using a Nimbus 2000.and she periodically turns me into a frog.

Answer 9

She'll travel by broomstick!

Answer 10

Drop some water on her hand & hear her scream.

Answer 11

Seventeenth-century tests for witchcraft included "pricking," which meant looking for a place on the body where the subject didn't feel any pain, an examination of the body to look for additional b*****s (whereupon the witch could suckle her familiars), the inability to cry, and the infamous "any way you loose" water test:  The accused witch, whose legs and arms were bound, was thrown into a pond--if she sunk to the bottom, she was innocent of any witchcraft, but if she floated, she was burned at the stake.  

An interest in New-Age witchcraft, or the occult, on the other hand, would probably be evidenced by owning written material explaining astrology, spells, and healing with herbs, along with accompanying paraphernalia, as well as participation in the Wicca or Native American religions.  "Brujos," or shamans and healers, are also very much a part of Mexican culture, which the Roman Catholic Church continues to suppress.

Answer 12

She turned me into a newt. (but I got better).