"I wanna die in my sleep, but with my luck, it will probably be______?

Question

What?

Me...I think with as much driving as I do, it'll be an 8 ton semi loaded with brick that misses a corner and lands on me as it jack-knifes. Hehehe..what about you? How are you REALLY going out?

( I'm not trying to be morbid. Really. I'm just contemplating my mortality.)

Answer 1

Hmmmm with my luck it will be a family member :) THey'll just lose it and murder me. They are all really sneaky that way.

Answer 2

in a public restroom while doing #2

Answer 3

horrifically painful, like p***s cancer or something.

Answer 4

When you think negative then negative will happen!!  I am sure that will happen to you too since you believe it!!

Start thinking positive, if I die I will die Happy and it won't be anytime soon!

Our minds can be our biggest enemies!

Answer 5

..... when I'm awake ...