"Number two" problem, maturity needed?

Question

Every time I have to do number two (which can be from once a day to every three days), what's in the toilet is too big to even fit down into the pipe 95% of the time. When I do number two, that 95% of the time I have to use a plunger--not to unstop it--but to break it into small enough pieces so that it will go. I know this can't be normal. My worry is I'm going to be moving into a college dorm hopefully in a few weeks, and I don't know what I'm going to do! I thought that I may have to drive home every time I need to do number two (about 70 minutes away), but I know I can't do that forever. I could be sharing a public bathroom with up to 12 people, or a normal bathroom with up to 6. Not only do I worry about this, but I also want to join the military after college, and I can't be doing this in the military! I eat pretty normally and have had physicals every year for about the last 4 years, and the doctor hasn't mentioned anything that could be a problem.

Help, please?!

Answer 1

Get a stick - shove it up your *** and scoop everythin out -  

Answer 2

Your question goes a little beyond the scope of this group of answerers.  However I think your problem can be solved by the use of a simple little device called a t**d modifier which attaches directly to your *** hole and is sold in most hardware stores.

Answer 3

don't wait three days to bm do it daily thats gotta make it smaller

Answer 4

As long as you're eating enough fibre, this is probably the norm for you.  If you notice it FEELS really big when it's coming out but is actually thinner, you need to get a colonoscopy ASAP.

Have you mentioned this to your doctor, or has he just not noticed anything (due to not looking for anything)?

As for the college situation, bring a plunger.  I'd suggest waiting if you can until the bathroom is empty.  The stalls might even have a plunger or the toilets could have a bigger size.  Who knows?

But try eating more fibre.  It could loosen things up a bit and solve your problem.

Answer 5

Hmmmmm.......

Could you flush after every 'drop'? lol

That way there would be less to flush at one go?

I know people will hear you flushing a few times but isnt it better than before?

Sorry, I will keep thinking for you and get back to you........

Answer 6

increase you daily fiber and water intake.