"Open door Policy" Let's have fun with this statement!?

Question

"Open door Policy" Let's have fun with this statement!?

Answer 1

open-door policy:

Completely meaningless and almost nonexistent practice that managers feel compelled to claim they maintain because they heard about it in a company-sponsored Management Training workshop; attempts to take a boss up on the offer to speak to him or her will be met with an icy stare and often result in an immediate downgrading of your future prospects at the company.

Answer 2

A policy set up by a corporation where you may enter the room, through the open door, at YOUR free will and walk back out of the room, through the same open door, when THEY tell you to leave!

Answer 3

Where I use to work, our open door policy was:

If the the door is open, the boss is not in at all or is on his way out!

Answer 4

My boss used to say that his door is always open, just don't let it hit you in the butt on the way out! He liked short visits