"Sometimes we have cookies and donuts!" That is what a church sign said once, I almost walked in?

Question

I kind of feel ashamed, but I mean, come on, who can blame me...

I love donuts!

Who else would have wanted to walk in?

Answer 1

The Catholic church I went to as a kid had pastries and coffee, but they made you pay for them. We were a very closed Hungarian ethnic community with no interest in attracting outsiders. Somehow, I think any church that's actually interested in having people hear what they have to say should at least spring for free donuts.

Answer 2

Whatever works to get you in the door sweetcakes.  You have to catch the fish before you can clean 'um.

=]  ((sly))

Answer 3

I walked into a church because it said every third Sunday we have orgies and unlimited coke. (and not the kind you drink, if ya know what I mean).

Answer 4

I would wonder what they had to offer during the rest of the time...

"Sometimes we have head lice!" would have made me feel a bit icky.

"Sometimes we have strippers!" would have made me call up my little brother to tell him the "good news".

"Sometimes we give away free Manolos" would have made me go inside, whip out a hymnal, and sing a resounding rendition of "Go Tell It On The Mountain." (only Jesus song I know).  

Answer 5

I don't know... they probably put something in the donuts to get you high. That way you won't question god.

Answer 6

lol, i hate the signs that a church near my house puts up. This week it says "I'll brb ttyl - jesus" I guess churches are trying to be "hip" lol.