how do these people survive?
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for
a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said
the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only
have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a
half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I
shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
TWO
I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items
and the lady behind me put
her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
'dividers' that they keep by the
cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't
get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it
all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the
bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy
drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet
and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using
the ATM 'thingy.'
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I! should
have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant
convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I
dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this
remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk..'
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One
day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm
almost out of typing paper. What do I do? Just use copier
machine paper, the secretary told her. With that, the intern
took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she
needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating
ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and
he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant
killer.....'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
Life is tough... it's tougher if you're stupid
or as Pollyann says: “Stupid is for everâ€Â
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