"What time at night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?"?

Question

Isn´t it the most bizarre question asked by a tourist?

What do you think?

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Answer 1

Just when nobody is seeing.  

Answer 2

Hmmmmm, I don't know what to say.

Answer 3

It comes to the top at midnight and a old man named Seilous feeds it.

Answer 4

At the stroke of midnight, and it's by 1/7gz9bingoo.

Answer 5

Lol, nice question. It's funny. You think the guy who asked it was stupid, or just being a wise guy. Btw, the Loch Ness monster surfaces @ midnight and is fed trout by a guy who goes by the name of Joe. But you didn't hear it from me...

Answer 6

Nessie feeds off of fish from below the lake and only comes up in her underwater caves.

Answer 7

hahahaha When I read the question I think what in the world Mabel is asking that, jajajaja. But obviously I see the source. You are right very weird and bizarre question.  You make me laugh a lot. I don't believe in Loch Ness monster.  You have a great day and a warm hug

Answer 8

I heard they sent 10 scotsmen to Ireland every morning to capture a hundred leprechauns so they could feed it at nine o'clock.

That's why leprechauns are so rare.

Answer 9

ROFL!! Seriously? Oh God, that's too funny.

I'd humour them.

"Umm.. yeah, 3AM-5AM he comes up. Sit out here with a packet of Jammy Dodgers and some Ribena calling "SIMON! COME HERE SIMON!" at the top of your voice and he might show up, if you're lucky. (:"

Answer 10

Like the tourist who was visiting Osbourne House (one of Queen Victoria's palaces, which is on the Isle of Wight) and asked if Ozzy and Sharon were home?

Answer 11

That is strange.

They need to be hit in the head to realize THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

Answer 12

That's funny...

My reply would be, "What rock do you live under?"

Answer 13

I agree... That is pretty strange...