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Question

(These Jokes are connected, so think about the previous answer)

How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Open the door and put him inside.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Take out the giraffe, then put him in.

The King Lion calls a meeting for all the animals in the kingdom, who doesn't show up?

The elephant because he's in the refrigerator!

You come to a river where alligators live and have to cross it. There's no bridge. No Boat. And you can go around. How do yoe cross it?

Swim, the alligators are at the meeting.

Star if you like, and tell me what you think of it!

And if you guessed any of the answers before reading them, tell me. (Be Honest!)

p.s. if you have a better one, share.

Answer 1

Really cute, just guessed one of the questions.  

Answer 2

For weeks a little boy kept telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

Then one day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The boy was obviously impressed, but made no comment.

Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, &quot;Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?&quot;

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, &quot;I think Mommy ate it!&quot;

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An 80-year-old guy marries a 20 year old beauty. She, of course, is thinking about the inheritance that will soon come her way. She may even speed along the time that this inheritance arrives by giving the old guy a very active s*x life.

So, imagine her distress when, on the third day of their honeymoon, she finds her new husband in bed with a 45 year old lady.

The young woman finally blurts out &quot;What does she have, that I don&#039;t have?&quot;

Her spouse replies, &quot;Lots of patience.&quot;

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&quot;How was your blind date?&quot; a college student asked her 21-year-old roommate.

&quot;Terrible!&quot; the roommate answered. &quot;He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.&quot;

&quot;Wow! That&#039;s a very expensive classic car. What&#039;s so bad about that?&quot;

&quot;He was the original owner.&quot;

Answer 3

haha u wrote

You come to a river where alligators live and have to cross it. There&#039;s no bridge. No Boat. And you can go around. How do yoe cross it?

well u should go around then lol

unless that was a spelling error lol,

u but and you can go around

Answer 4

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha star

Answer 5

hahahah!!! i laughed of out loud

Answer 6

booo these are to old

Answer 7

i have heard in a stand up comedy show its very funny that guys told it very well but i loved both ways thanks for sharing~~!!!

Answer 8

Thanks for this, It&#039;s hilarious!!

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Answer 9

i didnt like it, way to much for no giggle. sry hun!

Answer 10

well to say the truth i was guessing first before having a look at the answers

but still they are good ones

Answer 11

How is that a joke?

Answer 12

nice one

Answer 13

Oddly I like those, I am SHOCKED! lol

Answer 14

This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

&quot;they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!&quot;

&quot;then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn&#039;t jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!&quot;

his dad asked him, &quot;did you jump?&quot;

&quot;A little at first!!&quot;