<span title="Funny...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1">Funny...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...</span>

Question

alrught so i want enyhting that is funny,

ex: disses

jokes

riddles

etc

plz i want then asap.

Answer 1

ok this boy was at school and then had to do #2 u know c**p and then there was no toilet paper so he did the old fashion way and wiped his but with his hand then went back to class. The teacher asked him &quot;what do u have in ur hand&quot;and replies its a leprechaun and if i open my hand you&#039;ll scare him away. so he got sent to the principles office and then the principle asked the same question &quot;what&#039;s in ur hand&quot;and the same answer its a leprechaun and if i open my hand you&#039;ll scare him away so he got sent home and his mom asked what do u have in ur hand and then he replies its a leprechaun and if i open my hand you&#039;ll scare it away so he got sent to his room and then his dad comes in and asks whats in your hand and he answers it a leprechaun and if i open it you&#039;ll scare him away and his dad says stop with the sillyness open ur hand so the boy opens his hand and c**p starts coming out then he says see dad u scared the c**p out of him...

Answer 2

One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, &quot;Billy, what is this animal?&quot;. Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, &quot;I&#039;m sorry Mrs. Smith, I don&#039;t know.&quot;. The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Billy, &quot;Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?&quot; Little Billy&#039;s face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, &quot;Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?

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Someone was searching the dictionary for the word

&quot; Dictionary&quot; .

He found this meaning : Dictionary is the thing you are holding, stupid....

wondering what the definition of stupid was, he searched for the word stupid,

he found :

is that you again ????

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says &quot; I&#039;m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.&quot;

The second guy says &quot;I&#039;m a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids.&quot;

The third guy says, &quot; I&#039;m a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker.&quot;

They turn to the woman and ask her, &quot; What are you? &quot;

She replies: &quot; I&#039;m a WIFE, you know...

Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc

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Answer 3

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, &quot;When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself&quot;.

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.

As the two begin, they find themselves in the &#039;69&#039; position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, &quot;How did it go?&quot;

The man answered, &quot;Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my p***s and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!&quot;

Answer 4

Two muffins are in a microwave. One says, &quot;Holy heck it&#039;s hot in here.&quot; The other looks back and says, &quot;Oh my god, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!&quot;