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<span title="Halarious,Funny,Meaningful,Deep">Halarious,Funny,Meaningfu...</span> Quotes?

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i want good quotes...not ones that ive heard a million times before and ones that make people think hard or crack up laughing

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  1. &quot;If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.&quot;  Thomas Szasz

    &quot;My mother&#039;s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.&quot; - Buddy Hackett

    &quot;I sometimes go to my own little world, but that&#039;s okay, they know me there.&quot; - Joel Hodgson

    Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?  George Carlin

    &quot;May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.&quot; - George Carlin

    A fly without wings should be called a &quot;walk&quot;.

    &quot;The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you&#039;re still a rat.&quot; - Lily Tomlin

    I don&#039;t know what weapons they will use for World War 3, but for World War 4 it will be sticks &amp; stones.

    &quot;To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.&quot; - Thomas Edison

    &quot;Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman has a dash of madness.&quot;

    - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    &quot;I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.&quot;- W.C. Fields

    &quot;Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that&#039;s not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.&quot; - Stephen King

    lots more here:

    http://funquotes.witticism.org/

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