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Question

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me p**s vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to p**s in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Russian begins to p**s in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

Answer 1

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,

he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write &quot;Spaghetti&quot; on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

&quot;Honey,&quot; she said, &quot;you received a very strange post card today.&quot;

&quot;Oh, just give it to me and I&#039;ll explain it later,&quot; he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written &quot;Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.&quot;

Answer 2

LOL:)))

Answer 3

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn&#039;t know what Johnny&#039;s problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, &quot;Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don&#039;t know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it&#039;s bigger, or what?&quot; Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face.

Johnny said, &quot;Well, if I took the dime, they&#039;d stop doing it. So far I&#039;ve saved $20!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I didn&#039;t get it.

(not the p**s or the bottle)

i mean, i didn&#039;t get the joke.

Answer 6

hahahaha that made me laugh :)

Answer 7

Lol, that&#039;s a good one! :-)