--------------ya mama jokes?

Question

Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Yo mama's like AOL - so easy to use, no wonder she's number one!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

you mama's so hairy when she gave birth you got rugburn

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a g*y boxer

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry

Yo' mama so stupid, she broke her TV looking for the TV dinner!

i know some of these are old but still good

Answer 1

Yo' Mama so dumb, she walked by the YMCA and said, "hey, someone spelled Macy's wrong"

Answer 2

Yo mamas so cheap she slept with micheal jackson

Answer 3

they are alright but they are not hilarious funny they are more like a chuckle funny

Answer 4

Yo mama's so fat, her drivers license photo says "continued on other side"

Answer 5

yo mama's so stupid when she asks you what comes after "x" you tell her "y", she answers: cause I wanted to know

Answer 6

yo mamas so hairy she has afros on her nipples

yo mamas so fat she sweats mayonnaise

Answer 7

yo mama so fat, when she sits in a plane she sits in first class, second class and third class

Answer 8

Yo momma so dumb she spent 20 yrs looking at a box of OJ cause it said concentrate.!

You head so big you don't have waves you got typhoons.

Yo Momma So fat I cut her she bled bacon grease.

Yo momma so fat her picture heavy

Yo momma so fat she sat next to everybody at school. classic.

yo mama is so skinny she uses a cheerio as a hulla hoop.

yo mama is so fat that when its raining and she wears a yellow raincoat people mistake her for a cab.

yo Momma so big, she plays marbles with planets.

Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo Momma so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Yo Momma so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo Momma so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

yo momma so stupied she saw a sign that said disney world left. so she went back home.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

momma so stupid, she threw a rock to da ground and missed

ur momma so fat wen she tried to swim in da gulf of mexico, she farted and caused hurricane katrina!!

yo mamma so stupid when she went to go get a donut she returned it cause it had a hole in it.

yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said disney world left. so she went back home.

Yo Momma so stupid she went to a bar it sign said 16+ so she went home to get 15 of her friends.